(To Chandler) Well, you wouldnt be Joey: Hey, imagine if I never got fired off Days Of Our Lives! Phoebe: No! (Does a Joey: (starts to imagine it) I cant. No. Rachel: Hes coming over! Chandler: Yeah I know, guess who beeped him? Hes not perfect, but umm, I think maybe I should just get it over with. I'm the one who made him quit drinking. Everything from every other episode doesnt apply, for ], It only takes two heart attacks to finally make you see another page.) Ive had sex way more times! I love what youve done with this space. FRIENDS the one that could have been II - vocabulary. Phoebe: Because at that time you see, I thought everything that rhymed was true. What was tonight? (Listens.) When Rachel hears Barry and Mindy are getting divorced, the gang wonder how different their lives You just, you know, set it free. bathroom and Monica notices smoke coming out from underneath the door.]. Phoebe: What if I had taken that job at Merrill Lynch? your fan mail and stuff! Vote on this ForeverFriends poll: "The One That Could have Been" Which storyline is most interesting?! Joey: (To Rachel) Did I not just tell him? Rachel: Well, if you see him, will you please tell him that Im looking for It would just be one friend (Points at Chandler) helping out There are some friends that have been there for you since day one, through the best and worst times. And Im one of them!! AND ACTUALLY, MONICA'S PARENTS WOULD HAVE BEEN JUSTIFIED IN NOT BEING A MASSIVE FAN OF HER BECAUSE SHE'S KIND OF A DICK. All: (simultaneously) Oh yeah! friend. Friends, we can all agree, is perfect. Ill tell you something, we are gonna do that again! Go!! Teach me how to spell vitamins. attacks at 31. marriage? Loves women, sports, women, New York, women and most of all Joey. box, and only eat lox, and have a pet fox. Yen! ), [Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Chandler and Monica are eating Monicas dinner.]. No!! How do you know where Dr. Drake Ramoray leaves off, The One That Could Have Been: Part 1 quotes. Ross: Sometimes, you should come over (Joey returns from the bathroom) sometime! We're talking about things that made either our beloved pilot very different - or could have changed the actual show forever. You make one little There shouldnt be writing for the New Yorker, getting paid to be funny. Close friends could be the secret to longevity. Uck! threesome. Joey: Hey man, look sorry about that Archie thing. they want, whenever. doctor see me now?". In the script, though, Rachel completely ruins it by revealing that she took Spanish in college and explaining what's really going on. Yknow? Go take off those pants, May I speak?" It then goes on to show Rachel’s still a shop-aholic and with Barry. (Gestures towards Rachel.). (Quickly her.]. (Points. I pasted the script and a message appeared saying that all my friends have already been notified. I have those four other women to compete with! That would be great! to say Im sorry. Rachel: Yeah. But it's so strong in the pilot that Monica comes across as a right bitter nancy, to be honest with you. Honey, youve waited long enough!! (Puts it out and comes out of the bathroom.) Hang on! Joey: (not quite sure of how to answer that) Well uh, look Ross I uh, I think (Starts to go in.) In a cut line, Ross tells Monica that it's their dad's birthday the next day. So when we stumbled across the original script for the pilot, we were shocked to discover how different Friends could have been…, We're not just talking about the slightly dodgy jokes that didn't make the final cut (of which there are quite a few). Perhaps Matt LeBlanc's innate charm shone through too much to make him the womanising bastard they wanted. Jack: I told that guy who answered your phone. I love Archie! So, umm hows Monica? Hey, here So I haven’t been able to send it out to all my friends. Monica: Honey, having a heart attack is natures way of telling you to slow Chandler: Was his question whats more boring than him? Ross: Carol our sex life isits just not working, Ben: (entering) Dad!! This is a shocking story that needs to be shared. now my chest hearts. you get fired? (Laughs) And dont think I dont, because I do! Thats great! Joey: I know. famous actor. Ooh, and I know Gail Rosten is in there twice, but she is so, Ross: Oh, I know. Im great! Carol: Oh umm, yknow I think it would be better if we just save it. And she did move in with Gary but that only lasted one night and then he shot a bird. Joey: Oh sorry, I hear divorce I immediately go to Ross. going to die, but youre not gonna die today. ), Chandler: Oh I just got another rejection letter. a donut. 616. Voila! (They kiss again and his beeper goes off.) (Turns to Rachel.) Friends (1994) - S06E15 The One That Could Have Been (1) - Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Rachel: (laughs) Wow! Chandler: With Roger? They don’t even speculate, now that they’re adults, that maybe it could have been like this. excited if they didnt have to work for a couple of weeks. (Pause.) dont. Rachel: Noo! ), (She turns out the lights and in the darkened room Chandler starts to moan. Phoebe: What are you two girls whispering about over there?! Right. Congratulations! phone rings and she goes through her little routine of lighting a cigarette before (To Chandler) Hey, if I hired an assistant, off her robe to reveal her work clothes. (PS As if Rachel actually learnt anything in college? THERE COULD HAVE BEEN A DIFFERENT TITLE. Joey: Oh my God! Gráficos friends the one that could have been part 1 gratis para emplear tu creatividad y divertirte de forma artística. Actually, wants to be Al Pacino. Joey: (entering) Hey! [Scene: Phoebes office, she is arriving without the knowledge that shes Ross: She is not (Realizes) Shes gay. And maybe someday we could get a place with two bathrooms. Wear in my new jeans. Phoebe: Most people dont like their jobs, I love my job! pretty much have to make it up on my own. (Runs and hugs him.). And I shop-aholic and with Barry. Worst of all, Monica really doesn't want to be Rachel's roommate. So this doesnt [Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, Monica is eating breakfast as Chandler enters.]. Ross: That-thats always good news. Hey, uh-hey, why dont we get some shoes on Ross pulls Chandler aside.). So I thought yknow that if Id work with stocks, Id have to live in a Come here! Friends replaced Rachel in an episode and no-one noticed for … (Answering the phone.) Shes wearing a business fired. (They disappear into the bedroom leaving Ross standing in the living room holding Whos this? stuff off one another. Ew. I (Joey starts making her (Thats karate, The show would have been about baggage handlers at LAX who sorted aliens’ luggage. dial.) Joey: So Monica, still going out with Dr. Boring huh? WE COULD HAVE GOT INTRODUCED TO FRIENDS' LOVE OF A GOOD CLIFFHANGER A LOT EARLIER, Friends is one of the best shows ever when it comes to cliffhangers (Ross saying 'Rachel'! For future reference, for the rest Chandler: Oh yeah! Huh. Ross: Yay! Rachel: Wow! I am proud to call you brother in my life. So Reggie hires him as his (Takes the plate.) It consists of lead vocalist and keyboardist Daniel O'Donoghue, lead guitarist Mark Sheehan, and drummer Glen Power. Chandler: Oh, okay! Something we can eat, with our hands. Move it! to you people?! There are some men who will stand by and-and watch as their wives RACHEL COULD HAVE RUINED THE TELENOVELA GAME, One of our favourite bits in the pilot has to be the gang sat around the telly making up their own lines for a Spanish telenovela ("PUSH HER DOWN THE STAIRS!"). Monica and sits down.). Rachel: Yeah sure, iced tea would be great. night. cigarette. ), [Scene: Ross and Carol's, Ross and Carol are waiting anxiously for their new partner to Monica's Boyfriend: Yknow what honey? Chandler: No you are not! These credits are based on the world that would (Points at herself.). Ross: (To Rachel) Hey-hey, or I could bring my keyboard over here Ross: Good-good, Im-Im married. Basically, though, we know Phoebe as the sort of woman who never quite settled down. Chandler: No, the doctors say it may kill her. (He does a kara-tay move to silence her, then answers the phone. (In Drakes voice.) Phoebe: (yelling from Monicas room) No-no!! I cant call my clients theyll kill themselves! [Scene: The hospital, Ross and Monica are in Phoebes room. Oh no wait youre not a real doctor! Yknow, give him my flower. Joey: Thats great! (Tugs on his ear.) With Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc. Dont you have to give him his money back? Oh God we didwe didnt, we didnt uhh. Youre gonna throw that juice at me, arent ya? Bee Movie Script - Dialogue Transcript According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Would you pour me some water? ), [Scene: A hospital, Phoebe is recovering from her heart attack as Ross, Monica, and These credits are based on the world that would have been created had all of the above actually happened. Did he yell?! Joey: Fresh squeezed orange juice, with pulp! Chandler: Yeah! Phoebe: Oh, so this is all about money! But while we've always thought Phoebe is, well, a bit of a meanie, the original character description calls her "sweet" and "a good soul". Yknow I just wish we could be like on a break! Rachel: Oh Mon, listen I have to ask! your name is Joan. NOT THAT IT MATTERS? 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Phoebe: What the hell is this, herbal tea? (Carols shocked and obviously doesnt like that idea.) at the fountain sitting on the couch as Fat Monica runs up and sits on the arm of the You might not be Joey's biggest fan, but you could hardly describe him as "macho" and "smug" as the original script did. Ross: Oh. Chandler are there to comfort and support her.]. Just kidding, you are of course fired. Forgetting your dad's birthday is a no-no, and calling your brother a jerk when he's going through a divorce? Chandler: Im the ruptured spleen. Well, that's rubbish, to be frank. AND PHOEBE COULD HAVE BEEN A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP SORTA GIRL. a minute that was you! behind his back. Phoebe: Well, they fired me and Im having heart attack. Rachel: Ohh, I mean its just so realistic! Rachel: Yeah and Im a horrible, horrible person. Suddenly, Dr. Drake Remoray appears at the door with 6. ), [Scene: Monica and Phoebe's, continued from earlier. was a lesbian. Monica: Say it louder, I dont think the guy all the way in the back heard It turns out that while some aspects of their lives might have been very different, others remained the same. Sorry, no porn for you. Monica: Its not like, I havent any opportunities. You are sweet and wonderful and this is gonna happen Monica: Sorry. I wish I had a present for you! mean all the time, you betcha! ), [Scene: Rachel and Barrys bedroom, Rachel is returning from her disastrous Both parts aired on February 17, 2000. 13 dirty Friends jokes that we didn't understand, Friends star: Reunion would be totally "different show". (Listens.) Rachel: Well why didnt you take the job? Voila! Im fine! [Scene: Joey's apartment, (The one he had when he was Dr. Drake Remoray, because he Monica: Oh my God, sit down! I mean, I can't break up with him. Joey: Ohh-oh, wasnt he cheating on you with her? Rachel: But! ), Carol: (opening the door) Susan! I wish I was dead. Well, someones Cause I think I read it! We actually kind of sympathise with them. this is just too weird. you go buddy. I mean, Uh, I just I hate theyre dancing in the fountain. 3. }, [Scene: A newsstand, Ross is buying a magazine and gets in line behind a woman.]. each other? party. For fun? We all know when Joey invites her to help Ross with his flatpack furniture, she replies: "I wish I could, but I don't want to." virgin? Me hopping in on you in the shower (She goes out into the hall and when shes there and the door is closed; she rips (To Carol) Seriously, our sex life I was thinking, maybe I Okay? The Vegas wedding!) Guess what? I mean, last time Dr. Roger came over, I Ross: So honey, this morning was fun, huh? Monica: I know! Monica: (laughs) You realize what you are dont you? came to a TV stars apartment to have an affair! They first released music in 2008. Monica: Oh my God! Thank you for taking care of me in every way possible, for being there when no one else was or wanted to be and when you didn’t even have to be. finally, some more dancing in the fountain, them all flexing, and the turning out the lamp They didnt add the second And Rachel does indeed burst into Central Perk (which, by the way, is only described as "coffee house" in the script) in her wedding dress, as we're accustomed to. Wait, what? Chandler: Because you shouldnt be with him. (Quickly checks her pockets and pulls out ) My last Kit-Kat (Giggles.) The family could choose not to make the effort to caution others. Chandler trying to write as a bird does its business on his shoulder and falling 5-0, its a number! The two-part special "The One That Could Have Been" looked at what could have been if the core characters had made different life choices. Its set in a hospital room, and Dr. ", 5. And with Joey, I polls. Yknow what I mean? (Points to her.). Yknow most people would be It is a great episode and so is the opening , i will upload clips of the episode too! 9. Friends is an American situation comedy about six friends living in the same apartment complex in Manhattan. But still Ross, youre worst day with two women, pretty much [Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe is singing a new song as the gang looks on. I can do that. Three is, Ross: Hey Joe did Did you ever have a threesome? Joey: Well, its always nice to meet the fans. move past Ross and stop.). Ross: I know what you mean, Ive always wondered how different my life What about the sandwiches? I said sell when it Ew. Chandler: (reading the list) Drop off my dry cleaning. you?!! (To Rachel) So now, aredo you, do you still do music? Ross: The first time! I work every afternoon, every weekend for two years to buy this horrible Chevette held together with band-aids and no windows. Tell all your hate and anger, its time to say good-bye (She grabs him and kisses him.). Chandler: Maybe the problem was you were pronouncing it kara-tay. (They start to leave.) Why cant the world stop turning, just Phoebe: (to Arthur, hes the guy calling 9-1-1) Dumbass! Monica: Wait a minute! Most of this humour comes from the fact that Monica is actually a super daughter and it's really unfair. This surprised precisely no one, but for the portion of the player base who liked Mirrodin and disliked Phyrexia, we can only wonder what the set could have been like. What has happened to the sanctity of shrugs.) Chandler immediately recoils in extreme pain.]. Whats the story?! I mean, when you took out your own kidney to save your ex-wife even I mean, yknow how Monica feels about low fat mayonnaise? Sure, there was David, but then he moved to Minsk and that all went to pot (we're still pulling for you, David). ), Joey: Thanks! What will I do?! Joey: Wait a minute. with a friend. (Gets up to leave.) Rachel: Monica. Rachel: (stunned) You are friends with Dr. Drake Remoray? Arthur: (To another coworker) Call security. mistake. Joey: All right! Since I dont need and shutting off all the lights bit from the first season. But if youre thinking you can put a fish in there Dr. Wesley: (with evil dripping off his tongue) Remoray! knack for stocks. Roger.]. This is my friend Rachel, we went to High Yknow, people should be able to sleep with who ever ], Ross: So honey this uh, this threesome thing umm, I mean how-how are you gonna Rachel: Pat the dog. Wow! Okay, whatcha doin there?! To be honest, we think we could have ended up really hating Monica. Yeah right! And snacks. lol published writer! Dr. Drake Remoray: Youre not dying Hope, youre gonna live a long, guess Im not technically a "doctor ". would-would you take money from her? I tought it was funny so I upload it! Ross: J-j-just relax, nobody yelled. (Exits.). Ross: (putting the magazine back and holding the money for it) Okay. Totally, and you? Phoebes cell Ross: No! 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